“I fell asleep watching the country music channel and woke up racist.”
Quote by Daniel Tosh
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Daniel Tosh
Daniel Tosh is an American comedian, writer, and television host. He is known for his unique sense of humor and satirical commentary, best known for his work on the TBS comedy show 'Daniel Tosh Show'. more
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