“People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.” PeopleRichRidingBikeGangLeatherFurMotorcycleBikersAnimal LifeBikingRich WomenMotorcycle Gangs Author:Alexei Sayle
“Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.” MindSometimesHonestlyFedsSubconsciousFed Up Author:Alexei Sayle
“But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.” BeliefPartyMassMurderCommunistCultFanaticismDown The RoadNuanceEliminationBelief SystemsCommunist Party Author:Alexei Sayle
“If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'” IfsWorldDifferentStatesUseAmericaPresidentModernInstanceLiftsCurtainsModern WorldElevatorsDerangedDrapes Author:Alexei Sayle
“First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.” FirstsModernErasPhenomenonBuffetsModern Era Author:Alexei Sayle
“I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes.” LooksNiceSummerClothesMy FriendsWinterExpertsItalianPretendingProfessorsSophisticatedLebanese Author:Alexei Sayle
“For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.” PeopleKnowsWantMemoirShowbiz Author:Alexei Sayle
“I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.” LittlesBitsBuildingDown The RoadHuts Author:Alexei Sayle
“Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life.” WellsWonderfulBabyHardestWonderful ThingsHardest ThingHaving A BabyBaby BoyMy Baby BoyHardest Thing In Life Author:Nuno Bettencourt