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“Adolescence hits boys harder than it does girls. Girls bleed a little and their breasts pop out, big deal, but adolescence lands on a guy with both feet. . . . Your body is engulfed by chemicals of rage and despair, you pound, you shriek, you batter your head against the trees. You come away wounded, feeling that life is unknowable, can never be understood, only endured and sometimes cheated.”

Quote by Garrison Keillor

Book:The Book of Guys: Stories
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The Book of Guys: Stories

This book is a compilation of narratives that explore various aspects of male life and experiences. more

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Garrison Keillor
Garrison Keillor

English biography, 120-180 words more

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