“Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?”
Quote by Julie Kagawa
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Julie Kagawa
Julie Kagawa is an American author known for her young adult fantasy novels. Her works include the 'Iron Fey' series and the 'The Lost Hero' series, which have gained popularity among readers. more
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