“You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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“You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.”
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“You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy's current wife in high school.”
