“You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.”
Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
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“You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.”
“You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.”
“You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.”
“You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.”
