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Quote by Lewis Grizzard

“On a New York subway you get fined for spitting, but you can throw up for nothing.”

Quote by Lewis Grizzard

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Lewis Grizzard was a renowned American writer, born on October 20, 1946, and passed away on March 20, 1994. Known for his humorous and satirical writing style, his works have been greatly appreciated by readers. more

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