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“You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts.”

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Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff Foxworthy, born on September 6, 1958, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his witty sarcasm and self-deprecating humor, he has won the hearts of audiences. Foxworthy's comedy, characterized by its sharp social commentary and self-mockery, has achieved significant success in television, radio, and stage performances. more

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