“If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.”
This book is a compilation of the author's thoughts and observations on various topics, offering a humorous take on everyday life and human nature. more
George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more
“If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.”
“Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage.”
“Most people are not particularly good at anything.”
“When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.”
“Suppose I could shoot myself in the mouth, but what if I miss? People will laugh at me.”