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“If I could do it over, I'd want to come up to the big leagues like Mike Trout. He's exciting and I like watching him.”

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Matt Kemp is an American professional baseball player born on September 23, 1984. He played as an outfielder in Major League Baseball, known for his speed and hitting ability. more

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