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Quote by Matt Kemp

“I get bored real easy. I'm so used to L.A. and the pace that when I go home now I start thinking, 'Something's not right, something's not feelin' right.' I just gotta do what I gotta do in Oklahoma and get back to the fast-paced city.”

Quote by Matt Kemp

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Matt Kemp is an American professional baseball player born on September 23, 1984. He played as an outfielder in Major League Baseball, known for his speed and hitting ability. more

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