“I've written 17 novels, and I've found out that fiction can't keep up with real life.”
Quote by John Grisham
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“Saying no to something is actually much more powerful than saying yes.”
“I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather!”
“There's nothing better than a world where everybody's just trying to make each other laugh.”
“When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
“This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.”
“There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake.”
“The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.”
“My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.”
“Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!”
Source: Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
