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“The first humans to come to Canada were the Indians. There is some mystery as to where the Indians came from. Some experts say that they came from the same place as the Eskimo. This doesn't help much because nobody knows where the Eskimo came from either. (Except the Eskimo, and they aren't talking.)”

Quote by Eric Nicol

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Eric Nicol (December 28, 1919 – February 2, 2011) was a renowned Canadian humorist, playwright, and columnist. Known for his witty, satirical, and warm style, he wrote a long-running column for The Vancouver Sun and published numerous bestselling books. Nicol twice won the Governor General's Award for non-fiction, a top Canadian literary honor. His works, which include social observations, family life, and Canadian culture, have made him a beloved figure in Canadian literature. more

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