“Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.” Quote by Jonathan Carroll
“Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does.” MenWorldDoeBeautifulBeautyEffectsBeautiful WomenMomentary Author:Jonathan Carroll
“Everyone coming out of a perfume store is smelling the back of their hand.” HumorHandsFunnyStoresComing OutPerfume Author:Jonathan Carroll
“I write about what interests me. It's very dangerous when you try to satisfy an audience.” WritingTryingInterestAudienceDangerous Author:Jonathan Carroll
“I have never heard anyone say This is it. I know right now is the high point of my life. It will never get any better. Only in retrospect do we recognize the best times and of course then it is too late.” KnowsCoursesHeardRight NowLateToo LateBest TimesRetrospectHigh Points Author:Jonathan Carroll
“I find you write with one person in mind. Usually for me that one person is my wife, because she's my most severe critic and understands best what I'm trying to do.” WritingTryingMindPersonsWifeCriticsMy WifeFierceSevereThat One Person Author:Jonathan Carroll
“Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.” MenShouldYearsWellsLooksHas BeensMatterGuyPiecesBeatsYears AgoShould HaveStringsChocolateCakeReplacedShould Have BeenWalletsChocolate Cake Author:Jonathan Carroll
“Learn to wait; invariably either things will change or your heart will.” HeartWaitingChangeLearningPatienceNovelistsBe Patient Author:Jonathan Carroll
“Writing a short story is like having a short intense affair, whereas writing a novel is like a long rich marriage.” WritingLongStoriesNovelRichAffairIntenseShort Story Author:Jonathan Carroll
“The future is fastidious and punctual. It keeps perfect time and arrives everywhere on the dot. In contrast, its slacker brother the past has no use for clocks or appointments. It comes and goes as it pleases in our memory, camping out wherever the hell it damn well wants to in there. Untrustworthy, prone to exaggeration, biased- you wouldn't lend it ten cents, but it *sure* can be charming and seductive when it feels like it.” WantFeelsWellsUsePastMemoriesPerfectHellBrotherPleaseTenClockDamnContrastCentsCharmingComes And GoesOur MemoriesExaggerationDotsSeductiveAppointmentsBiasedCampingPunctualUntrustworthySlackerFastidiousCamping Out Author:Jonathan Carroll