“I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.”
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Emo Philips
Emo Philips, born on February 7, 1956, is a versatile entertainer known for his contributions to music, performance, and comedy. His unique style and humor have won him the affection of a wide audience. more
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