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“It was like seeing Bill Gates at age thirteen, times two. And half of him was wearing a cheerleader uniform. Yes, I know that’s a weird image.”

Quote by Jordan Sonnenblick

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Jordan Sonnenblick
Jordan Sonnenblick

Jordan Sonnenblick is an American writer born on July 4, 1969. His works span across young adult literature and adult fiction, known for their deep emotional insight and rich imagination. more

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