“When the boys at school found out I had a potentially fatal peanut allergy, they used to hold me up against a wall and play Russian Roulette with a bag of Revels!”
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Milton Jones
Milton Jones is a British comedian known for his unique humor style and sharp wit. Born on May 16, 1964, he has been active in the British comedy scene since the 1990s. Jones is celebrated for his outstanding performances in television shows, stage plays, and comedy specials. more
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