Best Jaundice Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Jaundice and black crap ain't going to scare me off the juice, kid. When you grow up and walk into the shit-storm that's waiting for your out there," Rose waved her cigarette at the window, "you'll be chink-yellow and shittin' black too.”

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Book:Black Market Angels

Source: Black Market Angels

“As I sat in Mallory Square the next morning, waiting for Iliza, the pale yellow light of the sun reflected off the water as if to parody the jaundice of the island’s locals.”

Reflection Alcohol Sunset Yellow Sunrise Island Jaundice Key West

Book:Heaven and Hurricanes

Source: Heaven and Hurricanes

“It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. Yossarian was in the hospital with a pain in his liver that fell just short of being jaundice. The doctors were puzzled by the fact that it wasn't quite jaundice. If it became jaundice they could treat it. If it didn't become jaundice and went away they could discharge him. But this just being short of jaundice all the time confused them. Each morning they came around, three brisk and serious men with efficient mouths and inefficient eyes, accompanied by brisk and serious Nurse Duckett, one of the ward nurses who didn't like Yossarian. They read the chart at the foot of the bed and asked impatiently about the pain. They seemed irritated when he told them it was exactly the same. 'Still no movement?' the full colonel demanded. The doctors exchanged a look when he shook his head. 'Give him another pill.' Nurse Duckett made a note to give Yossarian another pill, and the four of them moved along to the next bed. None of the nurses liked Yossarian. Actually, the pain in his liver had gone away, but Yossarian didn't say anything and the doctors never suspected. They just suspected that he had been moving his bowels and not telling anyone.”

Nurse Liver Jaundice

Book:Catch-22

Source: Catch-22

“I had these fangs because I had jaundice when I was a kid and I was put on so many antibiotics that my teeth rotted. They had to cut them out. So I never had milk teeth. That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous.”

Knows Kids School Taken Cutting Tough Teeth Pretending Milk Hideous Fangs Antibiotics Jaundice

Author:Charlize Theron

“The eyes of a man in the jaundice make yellow observations on everything; and the soul tinctured with any passion diffuses a false color over the appearance of things.”

Men Soul Eye Passion Color Prejudice Appearance Observation Yellow Jaundice

Author:Isaac Watts

“Hatred is one of the poisons; like jaundice, it alters the true colors of things.”

Hate Color Hatred Poison True Colors Jaundice

Book:Put out the light

Source: Put out the light

“Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion.”

Motivation Cheerfulness Complexion Good Humor Jaundice

Author:Elizabeth Inchbald

“All seems infected that th' infected spy, As all looks yellow to the jaundiced eye.”

Looks Seems Eye Yellow Suspicion Spy Jaundice

Author:Alexander Pope

“The unmerciful man is most certainly an unblessed man. His sympathies are all dried up; he is afflicted with a chronic jaundice, and lives timidly and darkly in a little, narrow rat-hole of distrust.”

Men Littles Mercy Holes Rats Distrust Jaundice

Author:Edwin Hubbel Chapin

“When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.”

Humor Funny Born Daughter Rounds My Daughter Yellow Jaundice

Author:Milton Jones

“The action of Pity leaps quicker than light from the highest place to the lowest to bring healing and joy, whatever the cost to itself. It changes darkness into light and evil into good. But it will not, at the cunning tears of Hell, impose on good the tyranny of evil. Every disease that submits to a cure shall be cured: but we will not call blue yellow to please those who insist on having jaundice, nor make a midden of the world's garden for the sake of some who cannot abide the smell of roses.”

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Author:C. S. Lewis

“Jaundice is the disease that your friends diagnose.”

Disease Jaundice

Author:William Osler

“There is now a patent restricting the use of an herb called philantis neruri for curing jaundice. An even more blatant example is the use of turmeric for healing wounds, which is something every mother and grandmother does in every home in India. Now the Mississippi Medical Center claims to have "invented" the capacity of turmeric to heal wounds.”

Doe Use Home Mother Healing Example Capacity India Claims Medical Wounds Heal Grandmother Herbs Mississippi Patents Mother And Grandmother Jaundice

Author:Vandana Shiva

“My indigestion issues got gigantic and constant. And then I started thinking, I'm getting skinny. I dropped about 20 pounds in the blink of an eye. And then when you see it in the mirror, when all of a sudden, you pull your eyes down and the bottom of your eyes go yellow and jaundice sets in - then you know something's wrong.”

Thinking Knows Eye Issues Mirrors Down And Constant Bottom Pounds Yellow Skinny Blink Indigestion Blink Of An Eye Jaundice

Author:Patrick Swayze

“In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is done or said, will be measured by a wrong rule; like them who have jaundice, to whom everything appears yellow.”

Love Heart Said Done Opinion Judgment Lays Yellow Void Jaundice Forming Opinions

Author:Philip Sidney

“Love doesn't reside in the heart, anyway. Love resides in the liver along with jaundice.”

Heart Liver Jaundice

Book:Medicine

Source: Medicine

“Jealousy is the jaundice of the soul.”

Soul Jealousy Jealous Jealousy Envy Jealousy And Envy Love Jealousy Jealous And Envy Love And Jealousy Friend Jealousy Jaundice

Book:The Poems of John Dryden

Source: The Poems of John Dryden