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“Everybody is wondering what Paris Hilton will be doing next, and hell, I'm wondering what she did before.”

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David Letterman, born on April 12, 1947, is a renowned talk show host from the United States. Known for his unique humor and sharp interviewing skills, Letterman has long been associated with his late-night show. His program has been beloved by audiences for its in-depth interviews, humorous segments, and the iconic 'Late Show Top Ten' list. more

“Because you think an explosion has taken place and you're looking at the shards and you say, 'Well, can we put this back together?' And by God, maybe you can put it back together. And maybe it won't be the same, but maybe it will be different, and maybe it can even be better in a different way.”

Thinking Way Wells Different Together Taken Different Ways Explosions Back Together

Author:David Letterman

“A pair of ruby red slippers worn by Judy Garland in The Wizard of Oz have been stolen. The thief is described as being armed and fabulous.”

Has Beens Red Pairs Thieves Worn Fabulous Stolen Wizards Rubies Garlands Slippers

Author:David Letterman

“I think the one thing I would point to as a primary reason, basically, is that I was a gigantic ass, ... It's the first time I got dumped in my life.”

Thinking Firsts Reason One Thing First Time Ass Primaries Dumped

Author:David Letterman

“I know you're on the Atkins diet, but could you stop eating bacon during sex?”

Knows Sex Eating Diets

Author:David Letterman