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“When you walk around with a long face in the house, that is called conflict.”

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“I don’t need help,” he stated. Emmerson placed his pot on the coffee table and began picking up the random packets of chips and assorted junk food to hold up in a fist. “This looks like a cry for help to me.” “I can’t eat now?” “A normal person, I would say yes. You? Everyone knows you live on tea and disdain,”

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“It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big.”

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“If God created man in his image... Does God have a functioning penis? And does God manually handle every penis he creates? Or does he outsource the job to penis-manufacturing elves?”

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“It is like a firstborn son: you spend your life working for him, sacrificing everything for him, and at the moment of truth he does just as he pleases.”

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