“When you play spin the bottle, if they don't want to kiss you they have to give you a quarter. Well, hell, by the time I was twelve years old I owned my own home.”
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Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy
The author shares personal anecdotes and reflections on their career in comedy, offering insights into the world of stand-up, television, and film. more
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Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller was an iconic American comedienne, born on July 17, 1917, and passed away on August 20, 2012. Known for her unique comedic style and exaggerated performance, she was a prominent figure in the American comedy scene in the mid-20th century. more
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