“My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.”
Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
Author
Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield, born on November 22, 1921, was an iconic American comedian. His career began in the 1950s, and he gained widespread popularity with his unique sense of humor and witty one-liners. Known for his exaggerated physical comedy and sharp wit, Dangerfield's routines often revolved around the awkward and humorous aspects of everyday life and work. His famous catchphrase, 'I don't have a problem, I just don't like certain people,' became a part of popular culture. more
You May Also Like
“I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.”
“It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.”
“To give you an idea how well I was doing at the time I quit, I was the only one who knew I quit.”
Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs
“I have a trunk containing continents.”
Source: West with the Night