“My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.”
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Emo Philips
Emo Philips, born on February 7, 1956, is a versatile entertainer known for his contributions to music, performance, and comedy. His unique style and humor have won him the affection of a wide audience. more
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