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“I thought I was raptured up into the air today; turns out, it was just my gas oven exploding.”

Quote by Emo Philips

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Emo Philips, born on February 7, 1956, is a versatile entertainer known for his contributions to music, performance, and comedy. His unique style and humor have won him the affection of a wide audience. more

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