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“Parenthood is an amazing opportunity to be able to ruin someone from scratch.”

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Jon Stewart, born on November 28, 1962, is an American satirist, comedian, writer, and television host. He is best known for his work on 'The Daily Show', where he used satire and humor to deeply analyze American politics and social issues. more

“Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from the gut is waste left from the digestion of food. That’s right, “waste.” I guess that means that scientists literally think our opinions should be flushed down the toilet!”

Thinking Should Mean Left Waiting Opinion Waste Scientist Guts Collectives Toilets Digestion

Author:Stephen Colbert

“We wandered in a frenzy and a dream (301).”

Dream Frenzy

Book:On the Road

Source: On the Road

“He knew he should have counted. It was the rule to count to ten in his head before he opened his mouth. It was the rule to count to ten if he wanted to smash a man in the face for saying something he didn't like. It was the rule to count to ten if instinct wasn't needed, but common sense was.”

Ifs Men Should Wanted Faces Common Needed Ten Mouths Should Have Instinct Common Sense

Author:Melina Marchetta

“I realize how depraved it was to instill false guilt in an innocent child's conscience, causing a distorted image of life, God, & self, leaving little if any feeling of personal worth.”

Ifs Children Littles Self Feelings Realizing Conscience Guilt Leaving Innocent Instill Depraved Innocent Children Personal Worth

Author:Mary Griffith

“Something told him that something was coming to an end. Not the world, exactly. Just the summer. There would be other summers, but there would never be one like this. Ever again.”

World Ends Would Be Summer Coming To An End

Author:Neil Gaiman

“He was a simple man who had no inferiority complex about his lack of education, and even more amazing no superiority complex because he had succeeded despite that lack.”

Men Life Simple Complexes Despite Superiority Inferiority Inferiority Complex Lack Of Education Simple Man Superiority Complex

Book:The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou

Source: The Collected Autobiographies of Maya Angelou

“No one reads; if someone does read, he doesn't understand; if he understands, he immediately forgets.”

Ifs Doe Forget

Book:One Human Minute

Source: One Human Minute

“But the world moves on, even when you don't want it to, even when change feels like the end of everything. It never stops.”

World Want Feels Ends Moving

Book:Aftermath

Source: Aftermath

“It happens to be one of those days when I see everybody in the family, including myself, through the wrong end of a telescope.”

Ends Happens Including Telescopes One Of Those Days

Book:franny and zooey

Source: franny and zooey

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