“Some jobs are worse than actual wives. Ad agency vs. Matrimony, for instance: Even the most capricious and demanding spouse is not going to divorce you for refusing to spend forty hours a week making up lies about toilet paper.”
Quote by P. J. O'Rourke
Work
The Bachelor Home Companion: A Practical Guide to Keeping House Like a Pig
This book offers a humorous and practical approach to household management tailored for single individuals, providing tips and strategies for keeping a home in order without the help of a partner. more
Author
P. J. O'Rourke
P. J. O'Rourke, born on November 14, 1947, is a renowned satirical writer known for his humorous and satirical commentary on political and social issues. His distinctive writing style, characterized by wit and sharpness, has won him a wide readership. more
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