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“I'm not even supposed to be here today.”

Quote by Kevin Smith

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Kevin Smith, born on August 2, 1970, is an American screenwriter, director, actor, and comedian. He is known for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations of popular culture. His notable works include 'Clerks', 'Chasing Amy', 'Dogma', 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back', 'Clerks II', 'Cop Out', 'Zack and Miri Make a Porno', 'Red State', 'Clerks III', and 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot'. more

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