“I wrote my friend a letter using a highlighting pen. But he could not read it, he thought I was trying to show him certain parts of a piece of paper.”
Quote by Mitch Hedberg
Author
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch Hedberg was an American comedian born on February 24, 1968. He was known for his unique humor style and insightful observations. Hedberg's career was brief, but he left a lasting impression in the comedy world with his witty sarcasm and humorous wisdom. more
You May Also Like
“People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you’re really on.”
“When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.”
“Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.”
“If you are flammable and have legs, you are not blocking a fire exit.”
“I know Mama Rose is a great role and I love having a chance to do it.”
“I love pasta with the homemade marinara sauce I had as a kid.”
“I don't smoke, I don't drink much, I don't eat red meat. I stay out of the sun.”