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“When we got off the streetcar at Times Square, it was somewhat of a letdown. Newspapers were blowing about the road and pavement, and Broadway looked seedy, like a slovenly woman just out of bed.”

Quote by Charlie Chaplin

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Charlie Chaplin

Charlie Chaplin, born on April 16, 1889, was a renowned actor, director, screenwriter, and producer from the United Kingdom. Known as the 'King of Comedy,' he was famous for his unique comedic style and profound performances. Chaplin's films, which deeply exposed social injustice and human suffering, have had a profound impact on the world. more

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