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“At the height of rush hour, people on the London underground actually say "excuse me." Imagine what would happen if you tried an insane stunt like that on the New York City subway. The other passengers would take it as a sign of weakness, and there'd be a fight over who got to keep your ears as a trophy.”

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Book:Dave Barry Talks Back

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Dave Barry Talks Back

Dave Barry Talks Back is a compilation of essays and articles by the renowned humorist Dave Barry. The book showcases his unique style of humor, which often involves satirical observations on everyday life, current events, and popular culture. With a blend of wit and sarcasm, Barry offers readers a humorous take on a variety of subjects, making it a entertaining and thought-provoking read. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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