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“It was not easy victory in the America Cup. Our boys spent years experimenting with different designs for their boat before they came up with the innovative idea of having a submerged nuclear submarine tow it.”

Quote by Dave Barry

Book:The World According to Dave Barry

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The World According to Dave Barry

The book is a compilation of Dave Barry's witty and satirical observations on various aspects of modern life, showcasing his distinctive sense of humor and sharp wit. more

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Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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