“This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.” Quote by Jeremy Clarkson
“Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?” SeaTerrorHopelessnessStormyBlandForecastsMaelstrom Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“I therefore have to use The Force. And weirdly, this doesn't work very well. I don't understand why, because on the last census, I put my religion down as Jedi Knight.” WellsUseLastsForceKnightsCensusJedi Knights Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Mix an anorexic body with a heart made of pure fire and you are going to go with a savagery that's hard to explain.” HeartMadeHardBodyFirePureSavageryAnorexics Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED?” ComfortableTop GearCool Cars Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Most reputations are not ruined but forgotten.” LiteratureForgottenReputationRuined Author:Mason Cooley
“Then there’s the biggest problem of them all – the problem of being in an Audi TT when you are not called Angela. I do not know why it can be driven by only people named Angela, but that’s a fact and there’s nothing we can do about it. If you have a TT and you aren’t called Angela, you have the wrong car.” PeopleIfsKnowsFactsProblemCan DoCarDrivenAngelaAudi Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That's like saying “Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.”” PeopleDiseaseSexuallyCarrierSyphilisTop GearCool CarsSexually Transmitted Diseases Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?” PeoplePoorBusPoor PeopleLanesTop GearCool Cars Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!” EnoughShowsCarFeaturesKicksTonightComplaintsAffordableFerrariTop Gear Author:Jeremy Clarkson
“I was reading The Mirror the other day and came across a letter from a reader who wrote, 'I was riding my bike to work when this red Ferrari pulled up next to me. Out of the window, Jeremy Clarkson shouted 'Get a car', and drove off.' What I actually said was, 'Get a car you hatchet faced, leaf-eating tw*t” SaidReadingNextCarReaderEatingRedWindowLettersMirrorsRidingLeafsBikeFerrariHatchet Author:Jeremy Clarkson