“Bulletproof is about the fact that I was shot in the face and survived. Nah I'm joking that'd be grisly and awful.” Quote by Thom Yorke
“I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living.” JokesDirtyDirtBannedJanitorDirty Jokes Author:Thom Yorke
“I'm achingly aware of my own limitations as both part of the human race and as an individual. I'm just, casting this out that, maybe, I'm not so perfect as is the affront I oft put on. After all, the lyric is 'I wish I was special'. I truly just want to be loved and accepted, I think, like all humans.” ThinkingWantHumansIndividualWishMy OwnPerfectRaceSpecialAcceptedLimitationHuman RaceCastingAffront Author:Thom Yorke
“I stopped showering ever since I realized water causes people to drown. I cannot risk being so close to something that can murder me. Do you let killers into your house? Oh, but you let a murderer come out of your own faucet. Hypocrite.” PeopleHouseCausesWaterRiskMurderI RealizedKillersMurdererHypocrite Author:Thom Yorke
“I'm glad I escaped the clutches of those evil gnomes... I'm talking, of course, about Puerto Ricans.” CoursesEvilTalkingGladClutchGnome Author:Thom Yorke
“I may have found the cure for cancer, and I think it might be Thom Yorke Serum.” ThinkingMayMightFoundCancerCures Author:Thom Yorke
“I'm baking stories, and singing cookies, oh the tonderous wimes!” StoriesSingingCookiesBaking Author:Thom Yorke
“I'm horrified of leprechauns. I'm horrified that I might be leprechauns.” MightLeprechaun Author:Thom Yorke
“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a goddamn chicken he doesn't know what the **** he's doing” KnowsCrossesChickens Author:Thom Yorke
“I'm still not certain on the nature of the spork, whether it is a fork and a spoon, or a fork and a knife mixed together, or maybe a fork and a fork on top. Life is full of mysteries yeah man” MenLifeStillsTogetherLife IsCertainMysteryYeahKnivesForksSpoonsSporks Author:Thom Yorke
“I recently enrolled at an elementary school and they accepted me. I am finally going to get revenge on those kids that beat me up as a boy, assuming they are still attending.” StillsKidsSchoolBoysBeatsAssumingRevengeAcceptedAttendingElementary School Author:Thom Yorke