“He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books".”
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Source: Delphi Collected Works of William Hazlitt (Illustrated)
“Though it make the unskillful laugh, cannot but make the judicious grieve.”
“Off-the-rack solutions, like bargain basement dresses, never fit anymore.”
“Longing and desire goes further than instant satisfaction. That's human nature.”
Source: Evolution and Ethics
“A complacent satisfaction with present knowledge is the chief bar to the pursuit of knowledge.”
