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“I would never advocate the use of dope because, you know, I'm not a professional athlete and I don't have access to the good stuff.”

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Greg Proops
Greg Proops

Greg Proops, born on October 3, 1959, is a British actor with a rich background in comedy. He has performed in numerous television shows, films, and stage plays, making a name for himself in the British comedy scene. Known for his unique sense of humor and performance style, Proops has been involved in several comedy programs, including 'The Fast Show' and 'Mr. Bean'. more

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