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“I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.”

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Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson, born on April 11, 1960, is a renowned British broadcaster. Known for his unique sense of humor and forthright speech, he was one of the hosts of the popular TV show 'Top Gear'. more

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