“So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'”
Quote by Tim Vine
Author
You May Also Like
“I'll tell you what makes my blood boil?... Crematoriums.”
Source: The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book
Source: The (Not Quite) Biggest Ever Tim Vine Joke Book: Children's Edition
“You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.”
“I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet 'Best Before End...'”