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“The road comes to an end just when it ought to be getting somewhere. The passengers alight, shaken and weary, to begin, all over again, something else.”

Quote by Stephen Leacock

Book:Feast of Stephen

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Feast of Stephen

Feast of Stephen is a story that unfolds in a close-knit community during the festive season. The narrative delves into the lives of various characters, highlighting the complexities of family dynamics and the quest for personal redemption amidst the backdrop of holiday cheer. more

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Stephen Leacock

Stephen Leacock was a renowned Canadian writer known for his humor and satire. His works, which extensively covered social commentary and satirical novels, have had a profound impact on later generations. more

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Book:Literary Lapses

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