“I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.”
Quote by Steven Wright
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Steven Wright
Steven Wright, born on December 6, 1955, is a renowned American comedian. Known for his unique humor style and profound jokes, Wright's performances are typically characterized by dry humor and black comedy, which have won him a dedicated following. more
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Source: The Image: A Guide to Pseudo-Events in America