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“Imperfections are attractive when their owners are happy with them.”

Book:This Is How: Proven Aid in Overcoming Shyness, Molestation, Fatness, Spinsterhood, Grief, Disease, Lushery, Decrepitude & More. For Young and Old Alike.

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This Is How: Proven Aid in Overcoming Shyness, Molestation, Fatness, Spinsterhood, Grief, Disease, Lushery, Decrepitude & More. For Young and Old Alike.

This book provides a comprehensive collection of strategies and insights to help individuals navigate and overcome a range of personal and societal issues. It addresses topics like shyness, molestation, obesity, spinsterhood, grief, illness, indulgence, and aging, aiming to offer support and guidance for both young and old readers. more

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Augusten Burroughs

Augusten Burroughs is an American writer born on October 23, 1965. Known for his memoirs, his works, such as 'Dry' and 'Running with Scissors,' have gained widespread popularity and critical acclaim. more

“Can we move this along?" a bored voice stated. "I have places to be and people to shag." "Ian, I'm not going to hug you," I stated as I approached him. "I know you like this better." With that, I slapped him hard enough to rock his head to the side. When he'd straightened, he flashed me a wicked grin. "Finally, you give me what I want. Knew you loved me, Reaper.”

People Knows Want Giving Hard Enough Moving Sides Voice Rocks Give Me Bored Wicked Hug Reaper Hug You

Author:Jeaniene Frost

“Shame on you, Crispin. Married how long, and you haven't spanked your wife with a metal spatula yet?" I'd gotten used to Ian's assumption that everyone was as perverted as he was, so I didn't miss a beat. "We prefer blender beaters for our kitchen utensil kink," I said with a straight face. Bones hid his smile behind his hand, but Ian looked intrigued. "I haven't tried that ... oh, you're lying, aren't you?" "Ya think?" I asked with a snort. Ian gave a sigh of exaggerated patience and glanced at Bones. "Being related to her through you is a real trial.”

“Wow, Johnny. I send you out for reinforcements and you come back with an old man, a nerd and this little hobbit guy. Great job.”

Men Littles Jobs Guy Old Man Wow Nerd Great Job Reinforcement

Book:The Fall of Five: Lorien Legacies

Source: The Fall of Five: Lorien Legacies

“- I hate to break this to you, Cameron, but you are only human. - Shh... I've been trying to keep that under wraps for years.”

Trying Years Humans Hate Break I Hate Wraps Cameron Shh

Author:Julie James

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