“The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.”
Quote by George Carlin
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George Carlin
George Carlin, born on May 12, 1937, in New York, USA, was a renowned American comedian, writer, and actor. His career began in the 1960s, and he became famous for his unique sense of humor and insightful observations on social phenomena. Carlin was known for his sharp wit and satirical take on politics, religion, language, and culture, often sparking controversy but also winning widespread acclaim. more
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