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Quote by Carlos Mencia

“What I say is stupid. Who takes a comedian seriously? I'm doing sophisticated knock-knock jokes.”

Quote by Carlos Mencia

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Carlos Mencia, born on October 22, 1967, is a renowned comedian from Mexico. Known for his humorous and insightful style, Mencia has made a significant impact on the comedy scene with his ability to reveal social phenomena through humor. more

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