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“The first joke I got on the air I remember clearly. Dennis McNicholas and Robert Carlock wrote a sketch where they were evacuating the Titanic, and the last two guys on the entire ship were the two black guys, Samuel L. Jackson and Tracy Morgan. So Will Ferrell was running back and forth, saying, "All first-class passengers get in the lifeboat. All second-class passengers and third-class passengers get in the lifeboat. Let's get all the animals in the lifeboat. Let's put all the empty luggage in the lifeboat."”

Quote by Michael Schur

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Michael Schur (born October 29, 1975) is an acclaimed American television producer, writer, and director. He is best known for creating and producing hit sitcoms such as The Office (U.S.), Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and The Good Place. Schur's work is characterized by humor, warmth, and deep insights into human nature, often exploring moral and ethical themes. A Harvard University graduate, he began his career as a writer for Saturday Night Live. Schur has received multiple Emmy nominations and won an Emmy for Outstanding Comedy Series for The Office. His shows have a global fan base and have significantly influenced modern TV comedy. more

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