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“The average life expectancy rate in some parts of Glasgow is 54. If you've ever been there, you'll realize that that's maybe a bit long.”

Quote by Frankie Boyle

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Frankie Boyle is a British comedian, writer, and television presenter known for his satirical and sharp political humor. He is recognized for his unique sense of humor and insightful commentary on social and political issues. more

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