“First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.” MenFirstsKindLiteratureLove IsFirst LoveLove At First SightComplaintsCatchingFunny LoveVaccinationsHilarious LoveFunniest Love Author:Honore de Balzac
“Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.” FacesLaughingTalentSexy Author:Denis Leary
“Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.” DoneFilmWatchesNailsBiting Author:Denis Leary
“Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.” ShowsBills Author:Denis Leary
“Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.” ThinkingActorsCan DoComedy Author:Denis Leary
“George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.” EndsComedianGiftedStand Up Comedian Author:Denis Leary
“How many whales do we really need? I figure five. One for each ocean.” NeedsFiveFiguresOceanWhales Book:No Cure for Cancer Source: No Cure for Cancer