“Since so many people these days don't seem to start their families until around age forty, I predict there will be less child beating, but more slipped disks from lifting babies out of cribs. Even the father of advanced age who's not inclined to spare the rod is likely to suffer more than his victim: The first punch he throws might well be the last straw for his rotator cuff, reducing his disciplinary options to mere verbal abuse and napping.”
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The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption, and Pee
This book is a compilation of the author's own experiences and reflections on overcoming personal obstacles, with a focus on the unique and often humorous aspects of bedwetting. The stories are intended to resonate with readers and provide a sense of camaraderie and understanding. more
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Sarah Silverman
Sarah Silverman, born on December 1, 1970, is a renowned American comedian, writer, and director. Known for her unique sense of humor and sharp wit, she has gained widespread popularity with her satirical and self-deprecating style. more
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