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“Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.”

Quote by Woody Allen

Book:Deconstructing Harry

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Deconstructing Harry

This novel delves into the mind of a protagonist who questions his own existence, intertwining elements of mystery and self-discovery. more

Author

Woody Allen, born Alan Stewart Konigsberg, is an American film producer, screenwriter, director, and actor. Known for his unique brand of humor and insightful social commentary, he is one of the most influential creators in modern film history. Alan Stewart Konigsberg was born on December 1, 1935, in Brooklyn, New York. His filmography spans a wide range of genres, including comedy, drama, and noir. more

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