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“Christians, you and your churches don't get to be millionaires while other people have nothing at all. They're your bloody rules! Either stick to them or abandon the faith.”

Quote by Marcus Brigstocke

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Marcus Brigstocke

Marcus Brigstocke, born on May 8, 1973, is a British comedian known for his sharp wit and satirical humor, often tackling social and political issues. His unique sense of humor and profound insights into contemporary society have won him the admiration of audiences. more

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