“Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.”
Quote by Steven Wright
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“Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?”
“I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.”
“Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?”
