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“If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.”

Quote by Paul Merton

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Paul Merton is a British writer known for his humor and satire. Born on July 9, 1957, he has made a name for himself in the literary world with his unique writing style and sense of humor. more

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